Month: July 2017

Harvey Is Not A Morning Person – My cat is a teenager…

Harvey Is Not A Morning Person – My cat is a teenager…

Harvey is not a morning person. If he had his way he wouldn’t surface before 4pm. I’m pretty sure my neighbours imagine that I secretly live with a teenager as I wander around getting ready on a morning, sporadically yelling “TIME TO GET UP HARVEY!!” like a total lunatic. One might argue that cats don’t …

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Cat Scratches – Cuddles Interrupted… so much pain…

Cat Scratches – Cuddles Interrupted… so much pain…

Today Bailey and I were enjoying a beautiful cuddle, his cute little feet snuggled up warmly against my chest as he purred up a storm. Clive decided this would be an opportune moment to attempt to leap onto the highest shelf in my wardrobe, despite the obvious fact that A) he’s a clumsy fat fuck …

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The Lovebird Incident – Sometimes cats do the unthinkable…

The Lovebird Incident – Sometimes cats do the unthinkable…

Sometimes cats do the unthinkable. Sometimes they do something so terrible that you’re led to question why it is that you willingly bend over backwards to accommodate their every need and desire. I hesitated to write this post for fear that this incident was so heinous that I’d be judged upon the actions of the …

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My House Was Egged – Bailey was less than amused…

My House Was Egged – Bailey was less than amused…

This afternoon some little scrotums decided to egg my house. Well done kids, you’ve performed a great service to the community by turning my frontage into a giant, festering omelette. Were Gordon Ramsay to feature my home on an upcoming episode of Hell’s Kitchen, he’d no doubt give you an A for effort, then kick …

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