Tag: Bailey

Mouse 1 – Cats 0

Mouse 1 – Cats 0

I’m sure everyone has heard the advice before. Someone is overheard solemnly complaining that they have a terrible mouse problem and they’re in need of a solution. The response? “Get a cat.” Well, I’d just like to point out that I have three of the little bastards and that’s my fucking problem. I’d never even …

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Stuck Tight – A Close Call

Stuck Tight – A Close Call

“Yooooeeeeeowwww!” wailed Bailey. I had been resting comfortably, sprawled on the sofa like a beached whale washed up after a long and fruitless voyage. The cats had been relatively quiet throughout the evening and I was hoping the furry little pricks would give me one sodding night off from cleaning up excrement, vomit, entrails and …

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Spider Hunt – Goodbye Trevor

Spider Hunt – Goodbye Trevor

I can’t honestly say I have an issue with spiders; in fact I’m quite welcoming when they choose to set up shop in my home, as they eat up all of the bastarding fruit flies that surface from the compost in my house plants each and every year and honestly, I rather enjoy the company. …

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Food Rejection

Food Rejection

I recently received a free sample of some apparently hip new cat food alongside my usual purchase and decided to present it to the Trio to see if they fancied a change. They rarely stick with any brand of cat food for more than one fucking day and seemed unfazed when I recently explained to …

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The Hangover

The Hangover

This morning I had a hangover. Cats don’t understand hangovers. In fact any extra time spent horizontal is clearly for the sole benefit of the Trio. Now, before you judge, I’m somewhat of a lightweight and not much into casual substance abuse but every once in a while the neighbours and I like to have …

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Itty Bitty Destructor Kitty

Itty Bitty Destructor Kitty

Hello everyone, it’s Throwback Thursday! Here’s Bailey when he was just an itty bitty destructor kitty. Two years on and he’s still a destructive little prick but he has moved on from innocent destruction and any carnage now largely involves me coming home to headless corpses and feathery atrocities. If anyone out there would like …

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