Tag: Birthdays

Welcome Home – From The Cats

Welcome Home – From The Cats

Well that’s me home and another year older. Goodbye youth, hello incontinence pads, copious quantities of gin and in all likelihood, more cats. Immediately home from my trip, Bailey and Harvey shriek “FREE US FROM THIS FILTHY HOVEL”. They shoot between my legs and beat a hasty retreat through next door’s hydrangea (sorry Donna) – …

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Happy Birthday To Me

Happy Birthday To Me

This weekend I decided to take a short trip for my birthday. After excitedly discussing the pros and cons of the latest and greatest in recent vacuum cleaning technology, I came to the sudden realisation that I’ve peaked. I’ve officially started the slow and steady descent into the drudgery of middle age. Birthdays have become …

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