Tag: Destruction

Cat Scratches – Cuddles Interrupted… so much pain…

Cat Scratches – Cuddles Interrupted… so much pain…

Today Bailey and I were enjoying a beautiful cuddle, his cute little feet snuggled up warmly against my chest as he purred up a storm. Clive decided this would be an opportune moment to attempt to leap onto the highest shelf in my wardrobe, despite the obvious fact that A) he’s a clumsy fat fuck …

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The Lovebird Incident – Sometimes cats do the unthinkable…

The Lovebird Incident – Sometimes cats do the unthinkable…

Sometimes cats do the unthinkable. Sometimes they do something so terrible that you’re led to question why it is that you willingly bend over backwards to accommodate their every need and desire. I hesitated to write this post for fear that this incident was so heinous that I’d be judged upon the actions of the …

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My House Was Egged – Bailey was less than amused…

My House Was Egged – Bailey was less than amused…

This afternoon some little scrotums decided to egg my house. Well done kids, you’ve performed a great service to the community by turning my frontage into a giant, festering omelette. Were Gordon Ramsay to feature my home on an upcoming episode of Hell’s Kitchen, he’d no doubt give you an A for effort, then kick …

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Clive Ate A Bad Thing – Why cats shouldn’t eat bad things…

Clive Ate A Bad Thing – Why cats shouldn’t eat bad things…

Sometimes cats eat things they shouldn’t. Often, as with annoying infant children, they’re completely unaware that they shouldn’t be eating this thing. Even as the evidence streams endlessly from their angry and tender anus following a particularly unwelcome ingestion, they seem oblivious to the do’s and don’ts of the digestive system. Clive is the eater …

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Harvey – When Good Cats Go Bad – Vet Visit!

Harvey – When Good Cats Go Bad – Vet Visit!

Every six months or so, Harvey makes a guest appearance at the vets to get his asthma checked. He’s somewhat of a celebrity at the local veterinary clinic, so I wasn’t entirely surprised with the exchange that took place when I called through to book an appointment. “Hello! I need to bring Harvey in for …

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Clive – Bringing Home The Rain… and more

Clive – Bringing Home The Rain… and more

The British summer is in full swing and, once again, it’s been raining for over 24 hours. The cats have spent many of these 24 hours guarding their posts by the cat flap, where they stare out into the abyss and shout angrily at me to bring an end to this ceaseless downpour. If only …

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Spider Hunt – Goodbye Trevor

Spider Hunt – Goodbye Trevor

I can’t honestly say I have an issue with spiders; in fact I’m quite welcoming when they choose to set up shop in my home, as they eat up all of the bastarding fruit flies that surface from the compost in my house plants each and every year and honestly, I rather enjoy the company. …

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