Tag: FML

Cat Scratches – Cuddles Interrupted… so much pain…

Cat Scratches – Cuddles Interrupted… so much pain…

Today Bailey and I were enjoying a beautiful cuddle, his cute little feet snuggled up warmly against my chest as he purred up a storm. Clive decided this would be an opportune moment to attempt to leap onto the highest shelf in my wardrobe, despite the obvious fact that A) he’s a clumsy fat fuck …

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The Lovebird Incident – Sometimes cats do the unthinkable…

The Lovebird Incident – Sometimes cats do the unthinkable…

Sometimes cats do the unthinkable. Sometimes they do something so terrible that you’re led to question why it is that you willingly bend over backwards to accommodate their every need and desire. I hesitated to write this post for fear that this incident was so heinous that I’d be judged upon the actions of the …

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My House Was Egged – Bailey was less than amused…

My House Was Egged – Bailey was less than amused…

This afternoon some little scrotums decided to egg my house. Well done kids, you’ve performed a great service to the community by turning my frontage into a giant, festering omelette. Were Gordon Ramsay to feature my home on an upcoming episode of Hell’s Kitchen, he’d no doubt give you an A for effort, then kick …

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Happy Friday! Time for Morning Cuddles

Happy Friday! Time for Morning Cuddles

It’s Friday! That can only mean one thing; it’s nearly time for Saturday morning cat cuddles. By cat cuddles, I mean being stamped on by “pin-feet” Harvey, who has no grace. Why he can’t step over my face is beyond me – he stamps in my eye sockets and punches me in the mouth as …

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Clive Ate A Bad Thing – Why cats shouldn’t eat bad things…

Clive Ate A Bad Thing – Why cats shouldn’t eat bad things…

Sometimes cats eat things they shouldn’t. Often, as with annoying infant children, they’re completely unaware that they shouldn’t be eating this thing. Even as the evidence streams endlessly from their angry and tender anus following a particularly unwelcome ingestion, they seem oblivious to the do’s and don’ts of the digestive system. Clive is the eater …

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