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Harvey – When Good Cats Go Bad – Vet Visit!

Harvey – When Good Cats Go Bad – Vet Visit!

Every six months or so, Harvey makes a guest appearance at the vets to get his asthma checked. He’s somewhat of a celebrity at the local veterinary clinic, so I wasn’t entirely surprised with the exchange that took place when I called through to book an appointment. “Hello! I need to bring Harvey in for …

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Wet Strokes = Hairy Handsies

Wet Strokes = Hairy Handsies

Clive is a bit of an oddball. Ever since kittenhood he’s been obsessed with what the extended family and I have come to know as “wet strokes” (perhaps there’s a better, less paedo-sounding term for it, feel free to suggest one). Every morning, after I’ve finished scalding the sleep and misery from my skin, he …

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Clive – Bringing Home The Rain… and more

Clive – Bringing Home The Rain… and more

The British summer is in full swing and, once again, it’s been raining for over 24 hours. The cats have spent many of these 24 hours guarding their posts by the cat flap, where they stare out into the abyss and shout angrily at me to bring an end to this ceaseless downpour. If only …

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Clive Gets A Friend – When Harvey Met Clive

Clive Gets A Friend – When Harvey Met Clive

Clive was almost two years old when I introduced him to Harvey. He’d spent weeks pining after I moved house and was struggling with living the life of an only cat, having grown up with two others who later took to violently kicking his head in – thus his move to life as an only …

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Good Morning – A Poem by Bailey

Good Morning – A Poem by Bailey

Good morning! Excuse me, is something amiss? Hello? Open up! What’s the meaning of this? Just look at the time now, it’s almost half four, I have to insist that you open this door! Haven’t you noticed, it’s time I was fed? Hello? Listen up! Are you sure you’re not dead? Hey you! What’s the …

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