Tag: Food

Good Morning – A Poem by Bailey

Good Morning – A Poem by Bailey

Good morning! Excuse me, is something amiss? Hello? Open up! What’s the meaning of this? Just look at the time now, it’s almost half four, I have to insist that you open this door! Haven’t you noticed, it’s time I was fed? Hello? Listen up! Are you sure you’re not dead? Hey you! What’s the …

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Welcome Home – From The Cats

Welcome Home – From The Cats

Well that’s me home and another year older. Goodbye youth, hello incontinence pads, copious quantities of gin and in all likelihood, more cats. Immediately home from my trip, Bailey and Harvey shriek “FREE US FROM THIS FILTHY HOVEL”. They shoot between my legs and beat a hasty retreat through next door’s hydrangea (sorry Donna) – …

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Food Rejection

Food Rejection

I recently received a free sample of some apparently hip new cat food alongside my usual purchase and decided to present it to the Trio to see if they fancied a change. They rarely stick with any brand of cat food for more than one fucking day and seemed unfazed when I recently explained to …

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